Welcome !

In this blog I will regale you with an insight into my (fictitious) life with ex pop starlet, Rachel Stevens.

We live in Henley upon Thames in a lovely Tudor cottage overlooking the river in our back garden. Our neighbours include Adam Buxton from Adam and Joe fame, Dave Gilmour of Pink Floyd, Bill Bailey from… comedy and journalist and news presenter Jon Snow. We rent our house from Dominik Diamond, who used to present popular computing game show ‘Gamesmaster’.

Sometimes when I’m sat behind a sound desk at work in a particularly boring corporate scenario, I drift off into this fictitious land wondering if I’ve left the fictitious iron on, if I’ve locked our fictitious front door or possibly what delights Rachel will be cooking in our fictitious kitchen for our fictitious dinner, and now I’m going to share it with you…